BOL - Sensitive and Engrossing

Route : BOL revolves around a condemned rebellious girl (zainab), who backlashes against her testosterone filled father (hakeem) who goes on producing children as if they are pepsi cans so that a male heir is born. finally, a male child is born who turns out 2 be a mini-me of karan johar. how zainab stands against all the oppression in pakistan against women, forms the crux of the story.

Pick ups : direction, cinematography, dialogues.... hot pakistani women
Pot holes : editing, at 159min the movie is too fuckin long (the person next 2 me was playing angry birds in the end), music is jarring as atif disappoints and breaks the tempo.

Gibran's cut : Dear shoaib mansoor,

Thank you sir for reconfirming my belief in cinema. otherwise BODYGUARD made me think that porn films had better story and action (atleast in porn, the film doesnt screw the audience). anyways, BOL is hardhitting real cinema which raises an important sensitive topic - "WHY ARE PAKISTANI WOMEN SO HOT"...brrrrr....i mean it focuses on the atyachar done on pakistani (or read muslim women), but who really wants 2 c that when u have gorgeous paki women staring at you from those innocent sexy eyes......(brrrrrrrrr...focus on the movie dammit)

also thanks for notifying us that most of the pakistani men prefer raping a eunuch, while the hot women roam around in heavy make up. (how gay can u get ??)

humaima malick as zainab is good but she lacked the energy in some scenes (but who cares SHE IS HOT...brrrr),  manzah sehbai as the father is brillaint (an actor to watch out for..if he ever gets a visa), iman ali  as meena is soooooo hot (no i have nothing else to say). atif is wasted and only acts as an item boy in the movie.

In the end, KHUDA K LIYE was a movie with balls which is not easy to surpass, but BOL gets close enough ...not on balls but on estrogen power. This is a movie, all MCP's (male chauvinist pigs) should watch.

RICKSHAVALA METER - ***half/5
APPROXIMATE FARE - 150rs is enough. otherwise play angry birds till the movie goes into second week.

PS : its confirmed that a chu*iyapa film like BODYGUARD is gonna crush BOL like a T-rex at the B-O.