Alone

Dear Bhushan Patel,

Your film Ragini MMS2 was fun since we got to see Sunny leone in a more sexier avatar then her respective porn tapes. But with ALONE, you try to do the same thing by making a film on child molestation where Bipasha is molesting Karan singh grover.

The film revolves around a mediocre Korean film's DVD called Alone (wow) which reached your office or was downloaded (cheapness ki hadd hogi). Then you thought of how to make it indianised (which is to put sex of first base level + tantric mumbo jumbo + raaz1 chitaah jalaying climax). then you decided to sign the queen of b-grade horror films in india and shoot the film in Kerela (whether it makes sense for a bengali heroine to be born in Kerela is beyond ordinary thinking). Then get a hero who exposes more than the heroine and viola our Indian version of a Korean horror film is complete.

Only 1-2 scenes are genuinely scary but it pisses you off that the ghost comes only at night when the heroine is sleeping in her panties (i didnt complain when the director did the same thing with sunny leone). Then, there are funny sequences where the ghost is so horny that it starts fucking the hero as soon as it possess' the heroine. The tantric mantras are so cliche, there should be a ban on tantrics in hindi films (bw i swear i heard the tantric saying vikram bhatt in his mumbo jumbo. Nicely played). And why would the film have a chitah jalaying sequence (only to give the ghost Bipasha - a 70bulb finish)

Bipasha is the same from the time she did Ajnabee. Age is finally catching up to her bra size. 

Karan Singh Grover is good as Jhonny Bravo. I feel bad for him when he is attacked by a horny cougar like Bips.

Overall, Alone is a cheap thrill, not for its horror but its funny take on a Korean ok-ok film. The twist in the climax is good but i would prefer to see a repetation of Conjuring than watch this film. (Bw they did repeat the Conjuing exorcism scene in this film. Remember Ragini MMS2 had it as well. How assholic). Please think original or copy it better. Dont watch this film alone, watch it with a bunch of friends and have a hearty laugh.

Rating - *half